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Name: Megan
Age: 18
Gender: Female
Location: The Hills, Texas - United States
Height: 5ft 7in
Body Type: Athletic/Toned
Dating Status: Single
Sexuality: Heterosexual
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Political Affiliation: Democrat
College: North Texas
Sexual Persona: Ive tried Everything!
Looking For: Whatever happens, happens!
Religion: Christian
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music_religion Oct 06, 2006 - 11:07 PM
hey whats goin on sexy
UFC282 Sep 04, 2006 - 03:16 AM
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hey gorgeous another 10 for you... look at you pimpin all these guys.. lol im not as hot as you might think but i hope to talk to you again and see you soon!!!
thisisbryanok Aug 23, 2006 - 08:37 PM
You are cute
sammiejo Aug 20, 2006 - 05:51 PM
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sammiejo Jul 29, 2006 - 01:12 PM
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A bartender was washing glasses one afternoon when an elderly Irishman came in.

With great difficulty, the Irishman hoisted his bad leg over the barstool, pulled himself up painfully, and asked for a sip of Irish whiskey.

The Irishman looked down the bar and said, "Is that Jesus down there?" The bartender nodded, so the Irishman told him to give Jesus an Irish whiskey, too.

The next patron to come in was an ailing Italian with a hunched back, who moved very slowly.

He shuffled up to the barstool and asked for a glass of Chianti.

He also looked down the bar and asked if that was Jesus sitting at the end of the bar.

The bartender nodded, so the Italian said to give Him a glass of Chianti, too.

The third patron to enter the bar was a redneck, who swaggered into the bar and hollered, "Barkeep, set me up a cold one! Hey, is that God's Boy down there?"

The barkeep nodded, so the redneck told him to give Jesus a cold one, too.

As Jesus got up to leave, he walked over to the Irishman and touched him and said, "For your kindness, you are healed!"

The Irishman felt the strength come back to his leg, so he got up and danced a jig out the door.

Jesus touched the Italian and said, "For your kindness, you are healed!"

The Italian felt his back straighten, so he raised his hands above his head and did a flip out the door.

Jesus walked toward the redneck, but the redneck jumped back and exclaimed, "Don't touch me! I'm drawing disability!"
music_religion Jul 29, 2006 - 02:44 AM
hey sexy what's going on? i've really enjoyed talking to you tonight. and another 10 for you
geri0725 Jul 28, 2006 - 12:05 AM
Here's another 10 for you. sweetheart!
sammiejo Jul 27, 2006 - 02:43 PM
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10 Ways to Know You've Had Good Sex

1. Your mattress has turned into a giant sponge.

2. It takes five minutes to unknot your bodies.

3. An earthquake of 3.4 on the Richter Scale is recorded in your area.

4. The cat's exhausted from just watching you.

5. A trampoline company has to come to adjust your bed springs.

6 You've both gone down one clothing size.

7. You cancel your chiropractic appointment. There's nothing left to adjust.

8. You have to breathe into a brown paper bag.

9. Boy, are you hungry!

10. You're absolutely satisfied yet uncontrollably horny at the same time.

thanks for the comments, love
sammiejo Jul 27, 2006 - 10:09 AM
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Joe and Wanda had a small apartment in the city and they decided that the only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon quickie with their ten-year-old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony and order him to report on all the neighbourhood activities.

To a young boy, they thought, spying would be a lot of fun and would distract him for an hour or so.

The boy began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation.

"There's a car being towed from the parking lot," he said.

"An ambulance just drove by."

A few moments passed.

"Looks like the Andersons have company," he called out.

"Matt's riding a new bike and the Coopers are making whoopie."

Mom and Dad shot up in bed. "How do you know that?" the startled father asked.

"Their kid is standing out on the balcony too," his son replied.
JackFlash19 Jul 27, 2006 - 01:25 AM
10! hows it goin meg?
sammiejo Jul 27, 2006 - 12:50 AM
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A firefighter is working on the engine outside the station when he notices a little girl next door in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle. The girl is wearing a fire fighter's helmet. The wagon is being pulled by her dog and her cat.

The fire fighter walked over to take a closer look. "That sure is a nice fire truck," the fire fighter says with admiration.

"Thanks" the girl said.

The firefighter looks a little closer and notices the girl has tied the wagon to her dog's collar and to the cat's testicles.

"Little Partner," the fire fighter says, "I don't want to tell you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar too, I think you could go faster."

The little girl replies thoughtfully, "You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have a siren."
bradley Jul 26, 2006 - 04:42 PM
thanks 10 for you too!!
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